what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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