Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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