fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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