the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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