i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I can't trust your balls anymore.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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