Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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