Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Just puked most of my soul out..
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