you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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