and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
we should paint friendship bongs
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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