You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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