I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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