It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
it was like eating out sand paper
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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