What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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