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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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