no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
My feet surprised me
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