okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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