and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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