My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
its not stalking. its research.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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