He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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