My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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