It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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