You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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