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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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