i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Randomize
