I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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