Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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