that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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