I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I have tasted many bathrooms
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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