so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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