Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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