found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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