your thong is hanging out like whoa
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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