Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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