hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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