Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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