2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
