i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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