I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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