Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize