is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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