we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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