why didn't you poke me back
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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