Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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