so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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