Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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