Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Semen is not good for contacts.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
