office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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