Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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