During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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