Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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