Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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