Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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