I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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