I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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