just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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