Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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