Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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