gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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